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OT - favourite animated quotes

8:48:50 AM
I have seen quotes from cartoons pop up every now and then so thought I would get a thread going on what peoples favourites are. I figure there has to be a decent number of people on the forum that watch The Simpsons, Futurama, SouthPark, Family Guy etc.

To get the ball rolling.

Homer J. - Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Troy McClure - Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”

9:06:47 AM
Word to the wise: "You Will Respect Mah Authoritah!" on a T Shirt does not make a good birthday present for a Significant Other...
12:20:27 PM
On 23/01/2010 GravityHound wrote:
>Troy McClure - Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help
>tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin”

I think of this every time I see a fat person smoking.
1:36:38 PM
Abe Simpson: "I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. And it will happen to you."

"Being a Scientist means never having to say you're sorry." Angry Beavers.

5:04:28 PM
"A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle"
- Apu to Homer after Homer adds a few extra "sprinkles" to his doughnut.

And my favorite Homer quote -

"Weaseling out of things is important for the boy to learn, it's what sets us apart from the animals......except the weasel".

12:31:53 PM
From King Julian
- King of the Lemurs.

"Quick, before we all come to our senses"

When going down in a plane crash he yells

"Put your hands in the air Maurice, its more fun when you put your hands in the air"

For those without kids - both are from Madagascar 2, Escape to Africa.

4:54:40 PM
Some of my favourite Simpsons quotes;

Sea Captain: I am the sailing instruct- arrrrr. And on movie night, I run the project-arrrrr. Only PG,
nothin' Rrrrrr. Yarrrr.

Krusty: My house is dirty; buy me a clean one.

Apu: This is how you talk when you learn English from pornos.

Mr. Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers: You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr. Burns: Precisely.

Ned: Well, I guess it's just you and me, Sea Captain.
Sea Captain: Are you coming on to me? 'Cause I don't do that... on land.

Willie: There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.

Is there any situation the Simpsons can't address?
8:58:41 AM
I love the "Dig up stupid!" it works so well when somebody keeps digging their own hole.

I got an asthma attack and almost had to go to hospital from laughing when Bart says "From the makers of Dad on the Toilet and Dad in Dad in the Shower comes The Eternal Struggle"
Mr Stu
12:11:23 PM
Some of my fav Homer quotes-

"I can't be too fat - I'm alive aren't I?"

"Oooooow, Public Transports for jerks and lesbians"

"When I put on these shorts, I'm not your father anymore, and judging by how tight they are, I'm never going to be anyone else's either"

"Oh boy, dinner time! The perfect break between work and drunk. "

11:52:25 AM
More Jewels from the crown of King Julian....

"Come on everybody, lets go meet the pansies"

"It is nothing personal, we are just better than you!!"

9:57:51 AM
While we're on Madagaskar


Smile and Wave Boys, Smile and Wave

and "well this sucks"

6:46:31 AM
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! - Ralph from the Simpsons.

Dot: I found Prince! (carrying Prince in her arms)
Yakko: No, no, no. Finger prints!
Dot: (looks at Prince) I don't think so! - Animaniacs.
6:58:50 AM
A couple more gems from the Animaniacs:

There is a monster in my pocket. Would you like to see? --Dot

The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world. --The Brain

As long as we are quoting the Simpsons, best Simpsons quote evar:

There's ne'er a thing alive that can out run a greased Scottsman! --Grounds Keeper Willie

7:37:05 AM
On 23/01/2010 jkane wrote:
>And my favorite Homer quote -
>"Weaseling out of things is important for the boy to learn, it's what
>sets us apart from the animals......except the weasel".

That is gold. My new favourite.

My prvious favourite Homer quote was -

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming."

8:02:02 AM
Family guy....Stewie

"(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house."

"Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."

"Stewie: Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!"

9:16:47 AM
Ralph Wiggum has to be one of my favourites with comments like:

"I'm a gulch"

"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"

"I'm happy and angry!"


10:12:13 AM
More Stewie..

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.

Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells
Bob Saki
12:25:51 PM
Simpsons - Ned has a Fallout shelter, Homer is out in the cold

Flanders - You can always share my shelter Homer

Homer - I would just be a third wheel.

Flanders - No that's fine, you're welcome inside

Homer - I would make it my business to be a third wheel!!!

11:17:52 PM
Homer (to Lisa): You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

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