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Dumbest comments directed at you while leading 23-Apr-2009 At 4:17:32 PM superbumbly

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On 23/04/2009 JimboV10 wrote:
>Not a leading one but the one I get ALL ther time when I'm bouldering at
>the Cave is "What are those mattresses for?"
>
>We usually come up with some bullshit reason, the best one being Gay Sex
>Pads...
>
>I want to get out a texta and write on my pad so any tourist following
>me can read it.
>
>"So your probably wondering what this mattress strapped to my back is
>for? Well its actually a GAY SEX PAD (in capitals for extra value).. You
>will commonly see it strapped to the back of semi naked, muscular men,
>who hang around dark spots like caves...
>
>If your still reading this and I havent sped ahead of you as you struggle
>on this path, im just f*cking with ya. Its called a bouldering mat, and
>protects my ankles, back and butt from my enemy called Gravity when I fall
>off BOULDERING. Yes, it is really hard and you cant do it. Thanks for
>reading!"

Fixed that for you.