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mouseys magical land of nonsense 17-Apr-2007 At 1:35:48 PM alrob

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On 17/04/2007 mousey wrote:
>how would you like it some crazy guy named rod with a
>moustache and oversized forearms came and put you in a can of spam?
is this rob? as in "rob" rob? yeah, i know him. we go way back. he was the first woman to introduce me to the art of forcing undesirable certain someones into cans. first he would make me drink all the pineapple juice out of those really large, like 4 litre large, Golden Circle juice tins. suffice to say my lady friends never minded THAT particular hazard of my job. however they weren't the ones who had to deal the splats an hour after consuming all the said juice. back then, we had plenty of undesirables to can. after all, it was 1995, and the world was overrun with joyess people dancing to the macarena.

>like what happened to charlie before the alligator made him into a vacuum
>that zoomed around sucking up inuits. but more on that later.

I want to hear more on that now. because i heard there was a small tribe of Irish inuits called the Inuit McInuits who got wiped out by a vacuum once.. They tried to open a fast food chain called McInuits, however were sued by McDonald's for breach of copyright. A fierce battle ensued, and while the McInuits had plenty of potatoes on forks at their disposal, the gigantor corporation of McDonald's called in the help of top notch vacuum assassin of 'charlie, charlie, the vacuum man. if he can't kill it, no one can!'

now one can no longer purchase the great tasting McPotato.......