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General Climbing Discussion

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pick up lines
daddy cool
28/07/2003
1:37:21 PM
had some discussion on the weekend about how to pick up climbing girlfriends/boyfriends...... after much failure from trying mikey-boy's smooth lines, we need to know what has worked for other people out there in the climbing world.

so, what lines have people tried??

The Blond Gecko
28/07/2003
2:12:01 PM
Would you like to see my great new set of krabs?

tmarsh
28/07/2003
2:22:34 PM
Will you look at the jugs on that!

nmonteith
28/07/2003
2:30:48 PM
Grab the nipple hold, crank through to the bum crack then watch out for the slippery exit. So, do you want a spot?

Rich
28/07/2003
2:40:12 PM
stuff the lines, just go to adjust her harness and see how it goes from there ;-)
dodgy
28/07/2003
2:41:10 PM
you people are so rude, i reckon you all deserve to get thrutch...

fruityarse
29/07/2003
1:35:29 AM

I suppose a rack's out of the question....


OR


it's not the size of your rack, but how you use it....



dodgy
29/07/2003
1:10:34 PM
How about we do a nice route,
Can you help me work a route?
(For the drinkers) How about we do a slab, then we should be ready for a hard route,
(Belayer instruction) Don't let go of this until I'm finished,
(Mid route) It's getting a little slippery up here, I'm gonna jam a bit harder,
(STD's?) I've got the krabs if you've got the rest...


Rich
29/07/2003
1:25:16 PM
Tryin for a naughty one: you lookin for a new route?
" When i say take me, you take me.. baby ;)"

fruityarse
30/07/2003
12:40:09 PM
Would you like to see my nuts....

(Sorry.......)

Rich
30/07/2003
12:51:06 PM
NICE rack!

The Elk
30/07/2003
1:53:02 PM
"I can't get the nut to fit in this crack."
"All your nuts are the wrong size."
"Jam your hand hard and crank up on it..."

This is all way below board I'm sure! No one would really ever consider using these lines on a new boy/girlfriend.... you'd end up with a hex wrapped around your head.... surely.

IdratherbeclimbingM9
30/07/2003
4:45:51 PM
I know of a bloke who uses hexes as a mattress or blanket depending on the bivvie!

Hex
>OK , BA , so maybe it's the bum of an Addax...
Hey!, I resemble that remark.

HEX
20/07/2004
1:36:58 PM
On 30/07/2003 The Elk wrote:
> you'd end up with a hex wrapped
>around your head.... surely.

Dude --- ' The HEXs' mind is boggling !!!
---------------------
Careful tastybigmac --- that's an elephants bum you're standing under...
---------------------
OK , BA , so maybe it's the bum of an Addax...
tastybigmac
20/07/2004
2:56:01 PM
wow a fist crack!
BA
20/07/2004
3:42:29 PM
Surely an elephant's bum would equate to an off-width! This post could re-start the vexed question of the difference between mank and choss. I think this would be an example of mank.

mousey
20/07/2004
8:34:33 PM
On 20/07/2004 HEX wrote:
>On 30/07/2003 The Elk wrote:
>> you'd end up with a hex wrapped
>>around your head.... surely.
>
>Dude --- ' The HEXs' mind is boggling !!!

you lucky bugger hex

of course, when im out climbing with rodw all the girls just swarm around us- THEY have to think of the pickup lines, and just i get whoever's left...luckily rods hapily married so they're ALL left :)

i guess the sure way is to hang around in a gear store until some hottie buys a new (single) portaledge...then go halves on it with her

vwills
21/07/2004
7:08:28 PM
Dream on MM, the only female usually climbing around you and rodw is (just) old enough to be your mother (what a horrible thought, I'm going to throw up).

mousey
21/07/2004
7:33:17 PM
haha actually my mum is like 16 years older than you but all the same...doctors arent really my type :)

tufa_humpa
22/07/2004
12:18:33 AM
not an original but a good un:

"can you lend me some chalk, watchin you is making my palms sweaty"

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