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28-Jul-2003 1:37:21 PM
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had some discussion on the weekend about how to pick up climbing girlfriends/boyfriends...... after much failure from trying mikey-boy's smooth lines, we need to know what has worked for other people out there in the climbing world.
so, what lines have people tried??
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28-Jul-2003 2:12:01 PM
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Would you like to see my great new set of krabs?
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28-Jul-2003 2:22:34 PM
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Will you look at the jugs on that!
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28-Jul-2003 2:30:48 PM
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Grab the nipple hold, crank through to the bum crack then watch out for the slippery exit. So, do you want a spot?
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28-Jul-2003 2:40:12 PM
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stuff the lines, just go to adjust her harness and see how it goes from there ;-)
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28-Jul-2003 2:41:10 PM
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you people are so rude, i reckon you all deserve to get thrutch...
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29-Jul-2003 1:35:29 AM
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I suppose a rack's out of the question....
OR
it's not the size of your rack, but how you use it....
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29-Jul-2003 1:10:34 PM
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How about we do a nice route,
Can you help me work a route?
(For the drinkers) How about we do a slab, then we should be ready for a hard route,
(Belayer instruction) Don't let go of this until I'm finished,
(Mid route) It's getting a little slippery up here, I'm gonna jam a bit harder,
(STD's?) I've got the krabs if you've got the rest...
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29-Jul-2003 1:25:16 PM
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Tryin for a naughty one: you lookin for a new route?
" When i say take me, you take me.. baby ;)"
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30-Jul-2003 12:40:09 PM
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Would you like to see my nuts....
(Sorry.......)
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30-Jul-2003 12:51:06 PM
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NICE rack!
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30-Jul-2003 1:53:02 PM
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"I can't get the nut to fit in this crack."
"All your nuts are the wrong size."
"Jam your hand hard and crank up on it..."
This is all way below board I'm sure! No one would really ever consider using these lines on a new boy/girlfriend.... you'd end up with a hex wrapped around your head.... surely.
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30-Jul-2003 4:45:51 PM
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I know of a bloke who uses hexes as a mattress or blanket depending on the bivvie!
Hex
>OK , BA , so maybe it's the bum of an Addax...
Hey!, I resemble that remark.
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20-Jul-2004 1:36:58 PM
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On 30/07/2003 The Elk wrote:
> you'd end up with a hex wrapped
>around your head.... surely.
Dude --- ' The HEXs' mind is boggling !!!
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Careful tastybigmac --- that's an elephants bum you're standing under...
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OK , BA , so maybe it's the bum of an Addax...
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20-Jul-2004 2:56:01 PM
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wow a fist crack!
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20-Jul-2004 3:42:29 PM
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Surely an elephant's bum would equate to an off-width! This post could re-start the vexed question of the difference between mank and choss. I think this would be an example of mank.
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20-Jul-2004 8:34:33 PM
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On 20/07/2004 HEX wrote:
>On 30/07/2003 The Elk wrote:
>> you'd end up with a hex wrapped
>>around your head.... surely.
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>Dude --- ' The HEXs' mind is boggling !!!
you lucky bugger hex
of course, when im out climbing with rodw all the girls just swarm around us- THEY have to think of the pickup lines, and just i get whoever's left...luckily rods hapily married so they're ALL left :)
i guess the sure way is to hang around in a gear store until some hottie buys a new (single) portaledge...then go halves on it with her
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21-Jul-2004 7:08:28 PM
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Dream on MM, the only female usually climbing around you and rodw is (just) old enough to be your mother (what a horrible thought, I'm going to throw up).
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21-Jul-2004 7:33:17 PM
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haha actually my mum is like 16 years older than you but all the same...doctors arent really my type :)
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22-Jul-2004 12:18:33 AM
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not an original but a good un:
"can you lend me some chalk, watchin you is making my palms sweaty"
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