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Havachatwithhexy... 15-Oct-2004 At 5:17:08 PM Bourge

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Hex you're a flicken W-a-c-k-o

you been gone for years
hangin too long with queers
Now you're talkin about haven beers
but I know we won't be sayen cheers

cos you is flicken W-a-c-k-o
Should have stayed in Heuco
or was that W-A-C-O (texas style)
Cos all you been doin is flingen saego

duff-tss-duff-tss-duff-ts........dff-Tsss....

dff-dff-dff-dff-dff-dff-dff-dff

When Bourge old boy
shuffles to the mike
(girls: shake it bourge, shake it bourge)
The trolls get dusted
They can take a hike

Cos these rhymes they're fly
It's a winning formula
Need you ask why?
Bourge issinda nebula

(girls: shake it bourge, shake it bourge)

Now ladies....

(girls: yeh bourge! yeh bourge!)

What time is it?

(girls: it's bourge time! bourge time)

Let's cut it!

dff-dff-dff-dff-dff-tsss-dff-tss-dff-tss

Hex
Work out which sex is best
lest you'll be a pest
an continue wit dis mess
that you been passin for a thread
I tink that you should rest
You don look well git back to tha nest
You dabblin in affairs that be too complex
The hunted has become the hunter, tha addax
And all the while the one who's been your scourge
becomes da boss, and da boos is bourge

(girls: shake it bourge, shake it bourge)

That's right, I'm da boos

shuffa, shuffa shuffa shuffle

Now listen here nippers
I may be old
in my gown and ma slippers
But in my youth I ran like a whippet!

With a warmcup of milk and rhymes smooth as silk
Faster than lightnening like da flipper
Check this hear cos it's a ripper
With all dis funk I'm here to deliver

Dff.....Dff.....Dff...shuffa....shuffle to the mike (shake it bourge! shake it bourge)

Now let dis be da warnin to the damey
I the grandaddy, puffdaddy in da makin
You had you time, before you got lamey
I'm in da kitchen now and goodness I bakin

(girls: Bake it bourge! bake it Bourge)

Ha! Hallo!

(girls: Bake it bourge! bake it bourge)

Ha! hallo! Bounjour! Ha!