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Climbing with the Stars

Edward Oslabofvic

10/10/2012
4:04:41 PM

I have just read an article on a proposed new reality TV show called "Diving with the Stars".

So, I'm now going to pitch a few new reality TV shows that I would like to see.

1st, Climbing with the Stars. We get a bunch of stars and poke them up a few things. Hopefully some of them will have complete wobblers, which should make for good viewing.

2nd, Muay Thai with the stars. We get a bunch of stars and throw them in the ring with a few amphed up Muay Thia hard boys and sit back and watch them have the poo knocked out of them. I'll supply the beer.

Then Crocodile wrestling with the stars. We get a bunch of stars and throw them in a croc infested river and film the results.

The possibilities are endless.

Olbert

11/10/2012
9:58:57 AM

I climbed next to Matt Segal today - what do I win?

Turns out he is loud and annoying.

SteveH

11/10/2012
12:54:41 PM

On 10/10/2012 Eduardo Slabofvic. wrote:

>2nd, Muay Thai with the stars. We get a bunch of stars and throw them
>in the ring with a few amphed up Muay Thia hard boys and sit back and watch
>them have the poo knocked out of them. I'll supply the beer.
>
>Then Crocodile wrestling with the stars. We get a bunch of stars and
>throw them in a croc infested river and film the results.
>
>The possibilities are endless.

With ideas like that, perhaps the possibilities are endless! Surely we would run out of stars very quickly? Maybe focus the selection of contestants to wanna-be stars and reality tv 'stars'... Just a thought

Miguel75

11/10/2012
1:03:21 PM

ChockSTONING the stars?

Let them ask a beginner question, or make an incorrect statement, and watch as we tear them apart;)

martym

11/10/2012
1:34:07 PM

On 11/10/2012 Miguel75 wrote:
>ChockSTONING the stars?

"So you think you can jam?"
"Australia's got sandstone"
"The Void"
"The Grit Factor"

Andrew_M

Online Now
11/10/2012
2:43:48 PM

On 11/10/2012 martym wrote:
>On 11/10/2012 Miguel75 wrote:
>>ChockSTONING the stars?

Of course, also...

"Big Bro"

Which is where ODH, Mikl, Wendy, M9, Miguel (+ who else?) are locked in a camera-ridden alpine hut in bad weather, with no food and see which single climber emerges...alive.

PThomson

11/10/2012
2:54:49 PM

On 11/10/2012 martym wrote:
>On 11/10/2012 Miguel75 wrote:
>
>"So you think you can jam?"
>

I actually participated in the Pilot episode for this series 2.5 years ago, when I first tried to lead Janicepts, having never ticked anything harder than a 19 on trad. Was hilarious for everyone at the crag except for my belayer.

Sadly, due to the amount of profanity and incidental nudity, the network didn't greenlight production of the series.

Muki

11/10/2012
5:56:17 PM

I just named a route called "so you think you can jamb"
But I think the big bro household is a winner as names for the show

widewetandslippery

11/10/2012
7:23:59 PM

soggy sao with early eighties stars.

Carrigan, McCartney Snape, the Shepards,I won't watch it but hell I want to hear about it

Miguel75

11/10/2012
10:13:29 PM

On 11/10/2012 Andrew_M wrote:
>On 11/10/2012 martym wrote:
>>On 11/10/2012 Miguel75 wrote:
>>>ChockSTONING the stars?
>
>Of course, also...
>
>"Big Bro"
>
>Which is where ODH, Mikl, Wendy, M9, Miguel (+ who else?) are locked in
>a camera-ridden alpine hut in bad weather, with no food and see which single
>climber emerges...alive.

Freak nasty that'd make for some pretty intense nude twister competitions;)

Edward Oslabofvic

12/10/2012
6:11:07 PM

On 11/10/2012 Andrew_M wrote:
>
>"Big Bro"
>

This idea has legs!!!

We could get Alan Wilkie in as Hut Warden and Robbie Allen in as chef.

We should talk Mr _M. I'll have my people call your people. We'll do lunch.

Duang Daunk

12/10/2012
9:11:09 PM

On 12/10/2012 Eduardo Slabofvic. wrote:
>On 11/10/2012 Andrew_M wrote:
>>
>>"Big Bro"
>>
>
>This idea has legs!!!
>
and armpits.
Edweirdo r u gonna be the voiceover? an wot other challenges r u gonna make mikl (my tip as survivor) jump thru?

kieranl

12/10/2012
10:22:39 PM

On 12/10/2012 Duang Daunk wrote:
>Edweirdo r u gonna be the voiceover? an wot other challenges r u gonna
>make mikl (my tip as survivor) jump thru?

Nothing as heinous as this we hope :

photo courtesy of BA

Big G

12/10/2012
10:24:37 PM

That is one hell of a rupture in the septum mikl

BA

13/10/2012
12:22:57 PM

That's Kieran in the upper right of the photo and Andrew Thomson below him.

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