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What did I miss? 23-Dec-2011 At 10:08:29 AM cruze

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On 23/12/2011 The good Dr wrote:
>They are hiding stuff from you Damo. What really happened...
>
>1. The bolting arguments were finally resolved after a magnificently worded
>and emotional post from Macizza where he retracted all of his previous
>statements and decreed that no climb in Australia would ever require gear
>again as he was going to devote the next years of his life to ringbolting
>everything. Everyone agreed and the thread and issue was closed forever.
>Robertsonja offered his assistance and to pay for all of the bolts.
>
>2. M9 was banned by the Mods for to many hehs in one post. This set off
>the normally placid trollers as M9 is such a calming influence. They ran
>rampant with name calling and attempts to soil their trousers after smoking
>too many doobies.
>
>3. All the posters from Nati got off their keyboards and went to the pub
>and actually talked to each other.
>
>4. All the site drunks took a vow of sobriety, plunging the Goon industry
>into a Global Goon Crisis.
>
>5. Mikl tested something and presented the results as fact (and he isn't
>even an engineer).
>
>6. New Nowra was banned.
>
>7. Someone installed a tyrolean somewhere without getting on Chocky and
>asking doofus questions. Rumor has it that they did it properly and used
>it for its intended purposes.
>
>8. Eternity was re-graded to 16 by consensus.
>
>9. The tears of folks in Vic missing ODH were enough to finally bring
>our dam capacities to 100%, though they are now all salty and undrinkable.
>
>10. Someone actually went climbing!!
>
I cried reading your post thinking about how 8 years of my life on Chockstone could have been reduced to ten beautifully sarcastic points. I think I need another forum.